Extreme Boredom...

Bored out of my mind has recently grown to be a reality of my everyday life.

And this dear reader is making me bilious, confused and just plain sad (and I fear a little dumber).

Look, everyone reckons they’ve been bored – but this has reached new levels.

Have you ever counted the amount of staples in a bar of staples? No? Didn’t think so.
Have you patiently, friendly and out of own freewill taken part in 20min telecon surveys and online surveys?

Have you offered to make pack lists for your family members for their ski holiday?
Offered to upload your friends’ CV’s on relevant websites?
Sent out your own CV to any and all recruiters you could possibly find?
Have you ever grown tired of Googling? WeHeartIt or StumbleUpon?

Searched for different Mandarin classes and French lessons on the internet?
Started playing Plants vs Zombies, as well as Tiny Thief on your iPhone?
Planned an overseas trip including a choice of 3 hotels per city, compared flight times and prices and looked for restaurants  (and the trip is not confirmed or reality – just for in case) ?

 

I have – all of the above.
The answer to how many staples in a row is 218.
Also I am slightly ashamed, but also a little proud on the inside that I have completed all levels in Tiny Thief in less than 5 days.
And no, I’m not unemployed – all of this I have done in less than a week, whilst being at work.

 

In essence dear reader – I’m asking and begging for all to send good karma, vibes, prayers and smoke signals my way so that I might find a different less brain cell extinguishing job asap.